Make It Sweet was an album by the (virtual) band MilkCan, released on June 19, 1999. It acted as the soundtrack to Um Jammer Lammy. Instead of featuring music taken directly from the game, the album features music performed by MilkCan with vocals by Michele Burks as Katy Kat. On a few tracks, most notably "Power Off! Power On!", "Baby Baby!!", and "Taste of Teriyaki!!", Katy shares the vocals with the masters in the game.

In November 1999; the Um Jammer Lammy Original Soundtrack, with the original music from the game was released.

In the USA, the album was not released due to the commercial failure yet critical success of Um Jammer Lammy. Because of that, the album was put for download on the Internet for free.

Critical response to the album was mixed. Some fans praise the album for having an individuality, while some panned the album due to its "shrillness" or the fact that Katy now takes over the vocals.

In 2000, on MilkCan's now-defunct band site (MilkCan.com; can be mentioned on "Radio Signal Jam"), the fictional band members gave their own reasons on why to buy the album via video. Ma-San's reason is unknown, as she didn't have any subtitles. Lammy's and Katy's reasons were that the album was good in their opinions.

Tracklist

No. TitleMusicFormat Length
1. "Let's Jam Together!"  
Audioplay 0:14
2. "Keep Your Head Up!!"  
MilkCan 3:09
3. "Fright Flight!!"  
MilkCan 2:46
4. "Baby Baby!!"  
Baby ft. KT 2:19
5. "Fire Fire!!"  
MilkCan 2:59
6. "PJ Berri Jam"  
Audioplay 0:36
7. "Birth Song"  
MilkCan 1:58
8. "Theme Of Rammy"  
Instrumental 2:14
9. "Casino In My Hair"  
MilkCan 1:27
10. "Radio Signal Jam"  
Audioplay 0:59
11. "Taste Of Teriyaki"  
Teriyaki Yoko 3:53
12. "Power Off! Power On!"  
MilkCan & Paul Chuck 2:46
13. "We Are MilkCan!"  
MilkCan 4:17
14. "Jam Chin"  
Joe Chin ft. Ma-san 0:19
15. "Got To Move! (Millennium Girl)"  
MilkCan 3:42
Total length:
33:44

Lyrics/Dialogue

Let's Jam Together!

*School bell rings*
*Bumping noise*
Katy Kat: Oops!
Lammy: Oof, sorry about that.
Katy Kat: Hey... Do you play the guitar? Let's jam together.
Ma-san: *Ma-san noises*
Lammy: Okay!

Keep Your Head Up!!

It was the 36th time that he'd broke my heart
It was the 80th time that I'd fallen apart
I knew from the start it was gonna be rough,
but not as painful as this

Once I didn't have money
Twice I forgot his name
Then I put on my makeup wrong
My hair was a big mess, and so was my dress
I remember those nights I was feeling real down,
but then a chance would soon come around

It was the 36th time that he'd broken my heart
It was the 80th time that I'd fallen apart
I knew from the start it was gonna be rough,
but not as painful as this

Once he asked for my number
Twice he asked for my name
But I was nervous and lost my mind
I gave him my number, but it was my mom's
I remember those nights I was feeling real down,
but then a chance would soon come around~

Got to move on...!
I don't know
I don't know - I don't know - I don't know!
Got to move on, but I don't think I can carry on, though!

Couldn't go on, no I couldn't go on...~
Seemed like my life was falling apart...~
It was the 36th time that he'd broke my heart, or was it 37, or 38-... YEOW!

I remember way back
When my life was laid back
No obligations, or responsibilities
Didn't have to work or, didn't have no chores
Only thing I had in mind was looking good each day~
Then my life was rolling
Had to work each morning
"Pay the bills" and "walk the dog" became my daily life~
But the more you suffer, you feel better when it's over, that's for sure~!

And so when pain comes along, just go with the flow
Don't turn your back to your problems, just give it a go
Your troubles in life will eventually serve you as a drop of spice in your life~!

It was the 36th time that he'd broke my heart
It was the 80th time that I'd fallen apart
I knew from the start it was gonna be rough,
but not as painful as this~!

When pain comes along, just go with the flow
Don't turn your back to your problems, just give it a go
Your troubles in life will eventually serve you as a drop of spice in your life~!!

Keep your head up!!

Fright Flight!!

Look up in the sky, gimme all you got, never give it up, soldier!
Get up in the mornin', run around the track, show me what you got, soldier!

Did I eat my drink...?
I thought milk was pink...?

Autopilot on, autopilot off!
Little bit of this, little bit of that!

Now do you like munchies...?
I wonder where lunch is...?

One two, three four, five six!
Always give it your best!

My knee's in pain...
So is my brain...

Look up in the sky, gimme all you got, never give it up, soldier!
Get up in the mornin', run around the track, show me what you got, soldier!

I thought I just made some coffee for me...
I want some apples and berries to eat...

Now it's time to move on. It only gets much harder, so carry on!
You think I'm old now. I got the skills to beat you and knock you out!

My knee's in pain...
So is my brain...

Throttle up, flaps down!
Power up, gears down!

I'm getting sleepy...
I want my sheets...

Autopilot on, autopilot off!
Little bit of this, little bit of that!

Now do you like munchies...?
I wonder where lunch is...?

One two, three four, five six!
Always give it your best!

In the old days I, was a hero but, look at me, I'm learning, just how to fly...
I'm still wondering, when we get to rest, I'm hungry, I'm sleepy, don't wanna die...

Baby Baby!!

[Now put these kids to sleep, will ya?]

Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma... (Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma...)
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa... (Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa...)
Gimme some milk, gimme some food (Gimme some food)
Gimme the car, one dat goes voom!

(Come on kids! It's party time! WOO!)

I need to potty, or I'll be real naughty (Naughty, naughty, naughty naughty kid)
Somebody hold me, somebody hug me (Oh poor thing, here, come with me)
Ma ma ma ma, ma ma... (Come on mama!)
Pa pa pa pa, pa pa... (Come on papa!)
Somebody come over quick (Yeah, I'm here now)
I'm gonna start a trick! (Ooooooooooh!)
Cuz here I go (Cuz here you go)
Didn't you know? (I didn't know)
I am a kid (You are a kid)
With no control (That's Okay~!)

[Now put these kids to sleep, will ya?]

I think my diaper is wet (My diaper is wet)
I think the bed gonn' be next
I wanna go, I need to go now (I need to go now)
How much longer, I don't know now (I don't know now)
You are the person who's #$%^&!
Or was it mama or #$%^&!

[Now put these kids to sleep, will ya?]

Hey hey papa, I been good (Yeah, I know, you been real good!)
Now can I please have my food? ('Course you can, just help yourself~!)

[Now put these kids to sleep, will ya?]

Papa can I go, and have the toy that make that funny sound-a? (Come on papa, get that funny funny toy!)
Mama can I eat the food that make me feel like million dolla? (You too mama, bring all the food!)
I wanna go to bed right now, mama! (But it's time to have some fun!)
Buy me that toy before that, oh please papa (Time, to, get, busy~! Yeah~!)

Fire Fire!!

Let's get on, let's get on
Fight the fire, come on now
We gotta put it out quick
That's what I'm talking 'bout

Hold the hose real tight, and get ready for a real fight
Give these people a show, and then show 'em something that's right

(Having fun) I've been doing this for years, let me tell you a little something (With the funk)
(Having fun) It's a bit of a rush, and a bit of a dash! (With the funk)

(Put it on the fire, real good. Put it out cold and feel good)
(If you don't think you're the one, fireman's daily work can't be done)

We be on a role, putting on a show, letting people know we're like, no other!
Water over here, and, over there, so the fire won't spread and go no further!

Hold the hose real tight, and get ready for a real fight.
Give these people a show, and then show 'em something that's right.

(Having fun) I've been doing this for years, let me tell you a little something (With the funk)
(Having fun) It's a bit of a rush, and a bit of a dash! (With the funk)

(Put it on the fire, real good. Put it out cold and feel good)
(If you don't think you're the one, fireman's daily work can't be done)

Let's get on, let's get on
Where's the fire? It's out now
Time for lunch, let's go out quick

PJ Berri Jam

PaRappa: Hey Katy, I heard you started a band.
Katy Kat: Uh-huh, it's a great band!
PJ Berri: *Slurp* Can't we help?
Sunny Funny: Yeah. We'd love to help!
Katy Kat: Hmm, it'd be nice if Sunny could design our costumes. PaRappa, you can help us carry the equipment, buy snacks, and give us foot massages.
PaRappa: Sure... like always. What about you, PJ?
PJ Berri: *Slurp* I'll have a chocolate frosty and a cherry pie.
PaRappa: No, no, no, I'm talking about Katy's live show, what're you gonna do?
PJ Berri: Oh, then i'll have 6 chocolate frosties and a large cherry pie.

Birth Song

Time for you and me to have a family!
With a baby, we should live so happily!
Could be a boy or girl, whichever we don't mind at all!
Our newborn treasure shall bring tons of love~, and peace to all~! Uh-huh!

I can buy him trucks and a tree house!
I can buy her rings and a doll house!
The child must be strong! The child must be sweet!
We'll give, our child, love forever long!

Doesn't matter strong or weak, cuz it's our own!
If it's good for you, it's good for me, we're not alone!
The thumping beats of our new baby sounds so heavenly!
I can't believe that we created life~, just you and me~! Indeed!


[Piano solo]

You can give him food, change his diapers!
You can pay the bills, do the dishes!
You can babysit! Only if I'm it!
Why don't we just flip a coin~? No!
I will do the work!
I'll be glad to work!

Time for you and me to have a family!
With a baby, we should live so happily!
Could be a boy or girl, whichever we don't mind at all!
Our newborn treasure shall bring tons of work~, and peace to all~!
Our newest little baby!

Theme Of Rammy

[Instrumental]

Casino In My Hair

Where's that place that comes in pairs whenever I'm aware?
Casino here, casino there, casino in my hair
I wish my bear was in the air with no more time to spare
Casino here, casino there, casino in my chair

Surely, purty honey, I love you so
And if I had the money, it would be yours
I think about the barrels spinning inside of my head~!

Where's that place that comes in pairs whenever I'm aware?
Casino here, casino there, casino in my hair
I wish my bear was in the air with no more time to spare
Casino here, casino there, casino in my chair

(Yeee-haw! [?????]! Away! Hahaha! Yee-haw! Ha...!)

Surely, purty honey, I love you so
And if I had the money it would be yours.
I think about the barrels spinning inside of my head~!

Where's that place that comes in pairs whenever I'm aware?
Casino here, casino there, casino in my hair
I wish my bear was in the air with no more time to spare
Casino here, casino there, casino in my chair
Casino in my hair, casino in my chair

Radio Signal Jam

Radio Host 1: And at 6 PM tonight, live from the Chop Chop Master Arena, we'll be featuring a special performance by the brand new, sexy, hot, and dynamite group... uh... uhh... uh, the MilkCan!
For more information please call 1-800-MILKCAN, that's 1-800-MILKCAN, or look us up at MilkCan dot com. MilkCan dot com. So everybody be there! (Or be square!)

Radio Host 2: Hi, rockers. Welcome to, "You can look like you're playing the guitar even though you're not that good". Last week, we studied that proper headbanging should be done at less than 49 degrees.
*Radio signal starts to gain static*
This week, we will study chicken walking. It gives us rockers a great influence on playing style-
*Radio signal is overridden by interference*

Taste Of Teriyaki

[Song starts off at very slow speed]

I~ know, you're the wild and, violent, flame...
I~ still smell your, smoke and I can't, play straight, with your game...
That doesn't mean, that I am yours, I'm not alone, I'm not a fool, I have a lot to give...
In any case, it's up to you, if you can show, that you can give, more than I have to give...


[Lightning strikes, song plays at full speed]

It might be you, or maybe you, my mind is jumping back and forth and up and down
Somebody come, and rescue me, before an angel comes to take me round and round
I don't want you to wait for a thing
But you can't just rush my love!


[Song returns to slow speed]

Wanna be a girl, that has a lot to give, never caught alone, never shedding tears...
So I need a man, that really understands, every little thing, and knows my fears...


[Lightning strikes, song returns to full speed]

It might be you, or maybe you, my mind is jumping back and forth and up and down
Somebody come, and rescue me, before an angel comes to take me round and round
I only wanted you to, come over here, cuz I can think of something for me and you to do
If I can have another, another dream, the devil would come back to pick me up with you

Oh I do hope that the, that the time comes
Time comes for me to, me to have fun

I'm talking 'bout a lot of fire
I'm talking 'bout no getting tired
Forever and ever
Together forever


[Song starts slowly fading out]

(I only wanted you to) I still feel and smell your smoke and I cannot play, straight with your game
(Come over here, with me) Cuz I know that you're gonna behave like a child from the world way up above
(If I can be, without you) In any case, it's all up to you, if you can just show me just what you can do
(And I hope you will scream) I sure hope that you ain't no bluff, I've seen many many of those, I've had enough
(I only wanted you to) Somebody come and rescue me quick, or I'm gonna be the angels next pick
(Come over here, with me) You don't wanna see me get hurt, the angels been mean to me that's for sure
(If I can be, without you) If I can have, have another wish, I want the devil to join my next dish
(And I hope-) But if I can't-

Power Off!! Power On!!

Paul Chuck: Hehehaha. Yeah. Aw yeah, aw yeah. Is there, a beaver in the house, hehehe!
Paul Chuck: Get up, turn your chainsaw on
Katy Kat: Power off, power on!
Paul: Now let's start with this tree here
Katy: Low gear, high gear!
Katy: Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry hurry, hurry (Ha ha!)
Paul: No need to worry, worry, the tree gonna grow back surely. Ha ha, ha!

Both: Ain't this fun now? Aren't you glad now?
Both: My chainsaw's the best in the town!
Both: Never use Joe Chin's chains for them!!

Katy: Rockin' to the beat of the sun
Paul: Choppin' trees down for the fun
Paul: Gonna make a good guitar
Katy: By givin' it all you've got
Paul: Come on, girl
Paul: Hurry it up, girl

Katy: Okay, turn it down, turn it up
Paul: Make sure batteries are charged up!
Katy: Give it all you got, every little muscle that you got inside your little bo, body!
Paul: I don't wanna hear, that you got no time, or you're in a hurry to your gig gig, gig

Katy: All I wanna hear is that you've come over here, there's no foolin around with deers
Paul: Chop all of them down, every single one of them down, and we're gonna make a good guitar with all of the timber around
Both: Never use Joe Chin's chains for them, no!!

Paul: Jammin', hard slammin', loud banging
Both: Rockin', rollin', all night long
Both: Now that we've come so far (Hehe)
Both: Tell me just who you are (Heh)
Both: Are you my shining star? (Hehe)
Both: Let me see your guitar! (Hehe, ha!)

We Are Milkcan!

Rockin' to the rhythm, rollin' with the beat
Here we come, here we come, hold on to your seat!
Cheerful and pleasing, cute and appealing
Give it up, give it up, can you feel the heat?
We're the girls from around the block
Gorgeous, sweet, and we love to rock
Afraid of heights, but we love to eat and talk... blah blah blah blah blah!
Mighty with the bass and quality guitar
With a beat, can't you see? MilkCan is in charge!
Once in a while we feel real low, feel like givin' it up you know
That's when music lights us up!
One two three four five!

Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock...
Time passes on~!

Suddenly another problem hits us in the face
And we think that we can overcome this wacky race
But then someone in the band brings up another craze!

Yikes? Uh-oh... Lammy feels so delicate she doesn't wanna play...
Ma-san says she's angry at a bug that's flying her way...
And I put on my wrong costume...
Lammy, Lammy, play your guitar like you always do! (Uhh, uhmmm...!)
Ma-san, quit acting like a child that's in a zoo! (!@$!%@)
Here we go now, check this out now... One, two three, four!
We are MilkCan, rock the house and... party till the-!
-break of dawn and... Everyone... clap your hands and... stomp your feet...
Everyone let's sing, and dance, and party till the break of dawn~... Please!

Rockin' to the rhythm, rolling with the beat, cuz, uh-oh!
Everybody gather around, move your body to the sound
To the sound of the girly beat. Here we go, check it out, right now!
I need someone to get down, to get me psyched to move the crowd
Sometimes I feel down as well. That's okay, could've been...
That's okay, could've been worse!
Rockin' to the rhythm, rolling with the beat
Here we come, here we come, hold on to your seat!

Here we go, this is it, time to rock the house!
Do we have everyone, do we need another guy?!
Oh... Oh... Oh... No... No, no no no no no no no no no! No!
Here we go, this is it, time to rock the house...!
I'm really, really sorry, the show was yesterday!

We are cheerful and appealing, give it up, give it up now
Very cute and very pleasing, come on and feel the heat!

This band is always full of errors and goofs, but we do overcome them one by one
The one thing we don't do is look to the past, cuz looking back won't help us but just drag us back!
That's the thing that we keep in mind...
Every time we make a mistake, we feel stronger and learn from them
Up we go, up we go, we'll rise to the very top!

Rockin' to the rhythm, rolling with the beat
Here we come, here we come, hold on to your seat!
Cheerful and pleasing, cute and appealing
Give it up, give it up, can you feel the heat?
We're the girls from around the block
Gorgeous, sweet, and we love to rock
Afraid of heights, but we love to eat and talk... blah blah blah blah blah!
Mighty with the bass and quality guitar, with a beat, can't you see? Milkcan is in charge!
Once in a while we feel real low, feel like givin' it up you know
But music keeps us on the road, up and down and around we go!
Rockin' to the rhythm, rolling with the beat
Here we come, here we come, hold on to your seat and more~!
We~ are~ MilkCan! Watch us rise and climb the ladder way to the top of the top! Yeah!!

Jam Chin

*Applause and cheering*
Joe Chin: Ah, people. The time you've all been waiting for. The hero of the show. Me, of course.
*Ma-san blows fuse*
Joe Chin: Well now, close off the evening in style, as usual when-
*Ma-san attacks Joe*
Ma-san: #$#!#$!!!#$#@~!!!

Got To Move! (Millenium Girl!)

No~ cuttin' corners
She's on the border, now~!

No shedding tears
Goal is real near
Trying to shift
Into gear

That's when I see you comin'
Prevent me from runnin'
Get up, get up, trying to psych myself
Cuz it doesn't work with no one else
All of this, hype all around
Seems like, a waste of time!

From uptown, to midtown, tryin' to get downtown
But I'm not, getting close, I'm just runnin', runnin' 'round

Always at my best!
Givin' it my best!
I don't need no rest!
It's my test now~!

And I'm in a beat,
that's very unique!
And I know that I,
I'm runnin' for me!
Got to move!
With my groove!

I got to go on
I got to move on
I got to get on

No~ cuttin' corners (Hey hey, hey, hey-)
She's on the border, now~! (-hey, hey, hey, a one, two, three, four!)

I'm facin' all the problems that'll get me (Facin', the problems that'll get me)
Cuz I don't really wanna spend the time, see (I don't wanna spend no time, see)
All of this, hype all around (All of this, hype from all around)
Seems like, a waste of time! (Seems like a waste of time with big sound!)

Let me tell you, let me give everybody a little somethin' (But let me give you, a word of advice, it seems like a waste of time, but it's nice)
In life you just can't keep goin' around cuttin' corners! (And in life, struggle will help you later, no cuttin' corners!)

Always at my best! (And I'm in a beat!)
Givin' it my best! (Cuz I got the moves!)
I don't need no rest! (I don't need time to rest!)
It's my test now! (You know I got the groove!)

And I'm in a beat, (And I will give you my best!)
that's very unique! (Runnin' from east to west!)
And I know that I, (Got the moves, y'all!)
I'm runnin' for me! (Diggin' the groove, y'all!)
Got to move! (Hippity hop, y'all!)
With my groove! (Tippity top, y'all!)

I got to go on (Go on!)
I got to move on (Move on!)
I got to get on

No~ cuttin' corners
No~ cuttin' corners
She's on the border, now~~!!

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