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Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap, also known as Kick! Punch!, is the first stage of PaRappa the Rapper, in the chapter "I Need to Become a Hero!"

Stage Composition[]

Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap is in F# minor at 220 BPM

Chapter[]

Plot[]

I need to become a hero

The chapter begins with PaRappa, PJ, Sunny, and Katy watching a movie titled "Jet Baby," where Jet Baby saves a teddy bear from a large, green monster with one eye.

After they leave, they go to the local burger joint, Chunky Burger, in which they each order their food. However, two bullies enter the restaurant, only for the glass doors to close on the second bully's face. They walk in and approach the table to harass the group for their food and flirt with Sunny, who shows no interest in going anywhere with them.

Suddenly, Joe Chin bursts dramatically from the toilet and flies in to stop the bullies, and talks them both down in a speech that becomes sped up as he goes, shooing the gang away as a large number of speech balloons start suddenly appearing. All except for PaRappa, who fantasized about becoming a hero, too, pictures himself fighting the two bullies, and coming out victorious.

But he wonders how he would go about doing it, that is, until he convinces himself that he just has to believe in himself.

On his way to become a hero, he goes to Chop Chop Master Onion's dojo, to whom offers his mentoring to help PaRappa, but only if he can keep up with him in a rap, thus the stage itself begins.

After the song, it cuts to Joe Chin finishing his self-introduction, planning to knock the two bullies out, only for them to faint from his introduction.

Transcript[]

To view the transcript, click on the [Show] tag on the right.

The game starts with PaRappa, PJ, Sunny, and Katy watching a movie titled "Jet Baby," where a large, green monster with four legs and one eye had kidnapped a teddy bear, which Jet Baby hopes to save. She flies around the monster, making it dizzy, and takes this opportunity to swoop down and save the teddy bear, as large black text which reads "The End" is displayed, marking the end of the movie. PaRappa, PJ, Sunny, and Katy are seen walking out of the theater and towards Chunky Burger

Sunny Phew, Jet Baby was really awesome!

PJ Oh yeah!

Katy He can probably beat Superman!

PaRappa Shut up!!

PaRappa (Mind) Boy, he sure is my hero...

They arrive at Chunky Burger and order their food.

PJ ...and I'll take giant spicy fries, giant vanilla frosty, and cherry pie.

The worker hands PJ his food.

Katy Uhh... a junior chunky burger, curly fries, and a large chocolate frosty, please.

The worker hands Katy her food.

Sunny I'll have a chunky garden salad, ginger soda, and a lemon pie!

The worker hands Sunny her food.

PaRappa (Mind) Well, here I am with the girl of my dreams, Sunny Funny. Boy, she sure is beautiful today...

Chunky Burger Worker Next, please.

PaRappa shakes his head and snaps out of it.

PaRappa Water.

The worker hands PaRappa his water.

Chunky Burger Worker Here it is.

To view the transcript, click on the [Show] tag on the right.

The game starts with PaRappa, PJ, Sunny, and Katy watching a movie titled "Jet Baby," where a large, green monster with four legs and one eye had kidnapped a teddy bear, which Jet Baby hopes to save. She flies around the monster, making it dizzy, and takes this opportunity to swoop down and save the teddy bear, as large black text which reads "The End" is displayed, marking the end of the movie. PaRappa, PJ, Sunny, and Katy are seen walking out of the theater and towards Chunky Burger

Sunny Phew, Jet Baby was really awesome!

PJ Oh yeah!

Katy He can probably beat Superman!

PaRappa Shut up!!

PaRappa (Mind) Boy, he sure is my hero...

They arrive at Chunky Burger and order their food.

PJ ...and I'll take giant spicy fries, giant vanilla, and cherry pie.

The worker hands PJ his food.

Katy Uhh... a junior chunky burger, curly fries, and a large chocolate, please.

The worker hands Katy her food.

Sunny I'll have a chunky garden salad, ginger soda, and a lemon pie!

The worker hands Sunny her food.

PaRappa (Mind) Well, here I am with the girl of my dreams, Sunny Funny. Boy, she sure is beautiful today...

Chunky Burger Worker Next, please.

PaRappa shakes his head and snaps out of it.

PaRappa Water.

The worker hands PaRappa his water.

Chunky Burger Worker Here it is.

To view the transcript, click on the [Show] tag on the right.

The chapter starts at Chunky Burger, where two Bullies enter the building, the door slamming on the second bully's face.

Bully 1 Scram!

Bully 2 Yeah!

They approach PaRappa, PJ, Sunny, and Katy's table.

Bully 1 Well, well. What do we have here? Plenty of munchies for everyone, right?

Bully 2 Yeah!

Bully 1 Not only munchies, but a little babe, all dressed up for us, ain't that right?

Bully 2 Right!

Bully 1 What do you say? How about if you and I go for a little walk outside, huh? Let the punks stay and eat their food!

Sunny Stop it!

Joe Chin There is no need to fear!!

Joe Chin suddenly bursts in from the toilet, flying towards them with a blue cape. He lands in front of the bullies.

Joe Chin Because Joe Chin is here!

Sunny Hey, it's Joe!

Joe Chin I have travelled the Seven Seas, I have crossed every mountain known to man, and I know that the mighty powers that I have are enough for jerks like you. I shall put on my magic gloves of glory and shall take you on a cruise to destroy all of you.

Joe Chin's voice gets progressively faster.

Joe Chin Now, let me tell you of this one incident at this coffee shop......

His voice gets so fast his speech becomes unintelligible as multiple speech balloons appear. PJ, Sunny, and Katy are shown walking out of the building as the speech balloons become more and more abundant.

Katy Oh, here we go again.

Sunny Let's go!

Katy Bye now!

Sunny Bye!

It cuts to PaRappa, who is still sat down, fantasizing.

PaRappa Wow... I need to become a hero, too!

He pictures himself fighting the two bullies and winning.

PaRappa Hmmm... how could I possibly do that? Yeah! I know! I gotta BELIEVE!!

The scene cuts to Chop Chop Master Onion's dojo, in which Chop Chop Master Onion himself is sitting in the center of the room.

Chop Chop Master Onion Welcome to the Fruites Dojo. I trust that you are here to redeem yourself and to acquire skills that are necessary for your goals. Are you ready, young one? I shall give you my best. But first, let's see if you can challenge my rap......

The lights in the dojo turn on, and the stage begins.

End of Level Transcript[]

After the stage, it cuts to back to Joe Chin and the bullies. His voice slowly slows down to normal speed.

Joe Chin ...now, the end of my simple introduction. Put up your fists, you evil crusaders!! Let me knock you out!

The two bullies collapse after Joe Chin's over-the-top speech, making him frown in confusion and bewilderment.

Stage[]

The song takes place in Chop Chop Master Onion's dojo, with red walls, a pink ceiling, and a tatami floor. Chop Chop Master Onion and PaRappa stand on the mat in the center of the room, while Kotamanegi students observe and do their katas around them. On the right wall, there is a deer head mounted on it, along with a round sign with an onion on it to the left of the main doorway, and another sign with the words "CHOP CHOP" and a knife on it to the right.

Lyrics[]

To view the lyrics, click on the [Show] tag on the right.

Chop Chop Master Onion
Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind!
If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find
The things I'll teach ya is sure to beat ya!
Nevertheless, you'll get a lesson from teacher, now
Chop Chop Master Onion
Kick!
PaRappa
Kick!
Punch!
Punch!
Chop!
Chop!
Block!
Block!
Chop Chop Master Onion
Once more now!
Chop Chop Master Onion
Kick!
PaRappa
Kick!
Punch!
Punch!
Chop!
Chop!
And block!
Block!
Chop Chop Master Onion
Don't get cocky, it's gonna get rocky,
We gonna move down to the next ya jockey, now
Chop Chop Master Onion
Duck!
PaRappa
Duck!
Jump!
Jump!
Turn!
Turn!
Pose!
Pose!
Chop Chop Master Onion
Listen carefully!
Chop Chop Master Onion
Jump!
PaRappa
Jump!
Pose!
Pose!
Duck!
Duck!
And turn!
Turn!
Chop Chop Master Onion
Hmm, yeah, I see you're getting better!
Kick to the limit in order to get her, now
Chop Chop Master Onion
Kick! Punch!
PaRappa
Kick! Punch!
Chop! Block!
Chop! Block!
Chop! Kick!
Chop! Kick!
Punch! Block!
Punch! Block!
Chop Chop Master Onion
It's gonna get harder now!
Chop Chop Master Onion
Duck and jump!
PaRappa
Duck! Jump!
Turn and pose!
Turn! Pose!
Duck and turn!
Duck! Turn!
Jump and pose!
Jump! Pose!
Chop Chop Master Onion
Come on now! Why don't you follow my words?
Because we're almost done, I'll make it easy at first!
I wanna see if you wanna see what it means
To be the man with the master plan, are you the man now?
Here we go! Now
Chop Chop Master Onion
Kick! Punch! Block!
PaRappa
Kick! Punch! Block!
Chop! Kick! Block!
Chop! Kick! Block!
Block, turn and kick it!
Block! Turn! Kick!
Block! Duck! Punch!
Block! Duck! Punch!
Duck! Duck! Turn!
Duck! Duck! Turn!
Jump! Kick! Chop!
Jump! Kick! Chop!
And punch! Punch! Punch!
Punch! Punch! Punch!

In-Level Dialogue[]

Chop Chop Master Onion Man, you're so good! I'm gonna lose money with students like you!

Chop Chop Master Onion kicks the walls and ceiling off of the dojo before dramatically standing in the background, tall as a mountain next to the setting sun.

Chop Chop Master Onion ATCHOO! HATA! HOO!

Chop Chop Master Onion You're picking up too fast! I'm outta here!

Chop Chop Master Onion Hey, hey, hey! You're bad! Wanna try super beginner's course?

End of Level Dialogue[]

Chop Chop Master Onion That's it for today. Good job, PaRappa. You can go onto the next stage now.

PaRappa Yahoo! Alright!

Chop Chop Master Onion That's it for today. PaRappa, I am so proud of you. Congratulations.

PaRappa Alright! Thank you, teacher!

Mode Differences[]

Bad: The instrumental will change into a low pitched piano, followed by the classic duck quack, and Chop Chop Master Onion will start being a bit tired.

Awful: The instrumental will change again into a suspenseful synthesizer that rises and falls, resembling a horror movie, and it is also followed by the classic duck quack. Chop Chop Master Onion will be extremely tired.

Trivia[]

  • If the wrong button is pressed, one of the Kotamanegi students will pop out from under the tatami panel that PaRappa is standing on.
  • Some time between the events of PaRappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy, the dojo was destroyed. It could have something to do with when PaRappa goes into Cool mode and Chop Chop Master Onion blasts out of the dojo, breaking the walls and ceiling in the process.
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