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Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap, (also known as Kick! Punch!), is the first song you perform in PaRappa The Rapper during the first level of the game

Cutscene

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The game begins as PaRappa, P.J., Sunny, and Katy are hanging out at the local burger joint from watching Jetbaby, when a bully and his lackey come into the place. When the second bully enters the door closes, he bumps into it, & he opens it. They approach the table to harass the group and flirt with Sunny who shows no interest in going anywhere with the bullies.

Just then, Joe Chin shows up to "fly" them. He talks to the bully and his lackey down, but all of this talk bores the gang away, all except for PaRappa, who thinks he should be a Hero too. He begins to picture himself beating up the bullies, but feels there isn't any way he could actually do this, until he convinces himself that he just has to believe in himself "I GOTTA BELIEVE!"

He goes to the dojo where Chop Chop Master Onion seems to have been waiting for him. He asks PaRappa if he has come to redeem himself and he offers to help him, but only if he can keep up with him in a rap. After the song, it cuts to Joe & just finished his "coffee shop incident" self-introduction to the bullies. He plans to knock them out but sees they have fainted from the introduction to Joe.

Stage

The song takes place in Chop Chop's dojo. Chop Chop and PaRappa stand on the mat in front of the room while in the way back are smaller students who observe and do jujitsu during the song.

Opening Cutscene Script

Note: Line in red is muted in the remaster.

The game starts with four typical young adults watching a movie called "Jet Baby".

Greenblat (singing): When Jet Baby flies, she flies up there forever

When Jet Baby flies, she flies through any weather

When Jet Baby loves, she loves all of the children

She never lets them cry

As she sails through the sky

To save us from what fails us and to make us love!

When the movie ends, they walk out of the movie theater.

Flower girl: Phew, Jet Baby was really awesome!

Bear boy: Oh yeah!

Cat girl: He could probably beat Superman!?

Dog boy: Shut up!! (Boy! He sure is my hero...)

They walk to a restaurant called Chunky Burger, and order their food.

Everytime when a character orders their meal, words show up on the screen revealing their names.

P.J. Berri: ...and I'll take giant spicy fries, giant vanilla frosty and cherry pie.

Katy Kat: Ahh, a junior chunky burger, curly fries and a large chocolate frosty please.

Sunny Funny: I'll have a chunky garden salad, ginger soda and a lemon pie.

Parappa Rappa: (Well, here I am with the girl of my dreams, Sunny Funny. Boy, she sure is beautiful today...)

Waitress: Next please.

Parrapa: Water.

Waitress: Here it is.

The glass doors burst open, and a punk in a yellow shirt with a "0" bursts in and slams it shut. Another punk in a green shirt tries following him, but the glass door slams on his face.

Punk #1 (yellow-shirted): Scram!!

The green-shirted punk somehow gets in and raises his fists in the air.

Punk #2: Yeah!

Scene cuts to PJ and Parappa having lunch before the punks approach them, Katy, and Sunny. Katy looks frightened.

Punk #1 (O.C.): Well, well. What do we have here... Plenty of munchies for everyone, right??

(He rubs his stomach.)

Punk #2 (raising his fists again): Yeah!

Parappa feels kind of shocked while PJ eats.

Punk #1: Not only munchies but a little babe, all dressed up for us, ain't that right??

(He rubs his stomach again.)

Punk #2 (fists still raised): Right!!

Punk #1: What do you say? How about if you and I go for a little walk outside, huh?

(Cuts to Katy and Sunny who are still scared while the punk speaks.)

Punk #1 (O.C.): Let the punks stay and eat their food!

Sunny (gets angry): STOP IT!

She suddenly hears a voice and looks around.

Joe (O.C.): There is no need to fear!!

Scene cuts to the door above the "TOILET" sign that bursts open. Out flies a muscled superhero wearing a blue cape, who then spins around and drops it to reveal...

Joe: Because Joe Chin is here!!

Joe flashes his teeth in a smile, and Sunny and Katy are quite surprised.

Sunny: Hey, it's Joe!

Joe: I have traveled the Seven Seas, I have crossed every mountain known to man, and I know the mighty powers that I have are enough for jerks like you. I shall put on my magic gloves of glory and shall take you on a cruise to destroy all of you. (gradually speeding up) Now, let me tell you of this one incident at this coffee shop where I saw 2 jerks but there were actually 4 jerks instead of 2,I put them in a bag,I shovel them up !@#$%^&*()....

Katy: Oh here we go again!

Sunny: Let's go!

Katy: Bye now!

Sunny: Bye!

Parappa: Wow... I need to become a hero, too! (He fantasizes him with the two bullies fighting, he defeats them in a flash.) Hmmm... But how could I possibly do that? Yeah! I know! I gotta believe!

(fades to a dojo, the doors open, revealing a onion teacher called Chop Chop Master Onion.)

CCMO: Welcome to the Fruites Dojo. I trust that you are here to redeem yourself and to acquire skills that are necessary for your goals. Are you ready, young one? I shall give you my best. But first, let's see if you can challenge my rap......

Lyrics

Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind.
If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find
the things I'll teach ya is sure to beat ya
but nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher now
Kick!
Punch!
Chop!
Block!
Kick!
Punch!
Chop!
Block!
Once more now
Kick!
Punch!
Chop!
and Block!
Kick!
Punch!
Chop!
Block!
Don't get cocky,
it's gonna get rocky,
We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now
Duck!
Jump!
Turn!
Pose!
Duck!
Jump!
Turn!
Pose!
Listen carefully
Jump!
Pose!
Duck!
and Turn!
Jump!
Pose!
Duck!
Turn!
Hm, yeah, I see you're getting better.
Kick to the limit in order to get her now
Kick, punch.
Chop, block.
Chop, kick.
Punch, block.
Kick, punch.
Chop, block.
Chop, kick.
Punch, block.
It's gonna get harder now
Duck and Jump.
Turn and pose.
Duck and turn.
Jump and pose.
Duck! Jump!
Turn! Pose!
Duck! Turn!
Jump! Pose!
Come on now, why don't you follow my words
because we're almost done, I'll make it easy at first.
I wanna see if you wanna see what it means
To be the man with the master plan
Are you the man now?
Kick, punch, block.
Chop, kick, block.
Block, turn, and kick it.
Block, duck, punch
Duck, duck, turn
Jump, kick, chop
Punch, punch, punch.
Kick, punch, block.
Chop, kick, block.
Block, turn, kick.
Block, duck, punch
Duck, duck, turn
Jump, kick, chop
Punch, punch, punch.
That's it for today.

During level

Cool Entrance

Man, you're so good! I'm gonna lose money with students like you... ATCHOO! HATA! HOO!

Second Cool Entrance

You're picking up too fast! I'm outta here!

Cool Fail

Hey, hey, hey! You're bad! Wanna try super beginner's course?

Bad

Chop Chop Master Onion will start squatting, and the instrumental will get a piano.

Awful

Chop Chop Master Onion will lay down on his side and the instrumental will get a suspenseful synth that rises and falls.

End of level dialogue

Good

Chop Chop Master Onion: Good job Parappa, you can go on to the next stage now.

PaRappa: Yahoo! Alright!

Cool

Chop Chop Master Onion: Parappa, I am so proud of you. Congratulations.

PaRappa: Alright! Thank you, teacher.

Bad/Awful

Chop Chop Master Onion: Again.

PaRappa: What!?

Trivia

  • If the wrong button is pressed, one of the tamanegi will pop out from under the tatami panel that Parappa is standing on.
  • Sometime inbetween the events of PaRappa the Rapper and UmJammer Lammy, the dojo was destroyed. It could have something to do with when PaRappa gains cool mode and Chop Chop Master Onion blasts out of the dojo, breaking the walls in the process.
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