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Fire Fire!! (also known by its level name, B, Back Off! You're In The Way!) is the second song you perform in Um Jammer Lammy.

Story/Transcirpt

Lammy wakes up and turns off her alarm clock, realizing what has just happened was all just a dream. Waking up,Lammy realizes she only has 15 minutes to get to her show! Lammy packs everything she needs and turns on her answering machine, she swiftly runs down the stairs, but suddenly stops because she remembered that she didn't turn off everything in her apartment room. She turns off her air conditioner, stove, iron, bathtub, vacuum cleaner, and several other appliances. She kisses her panda doll and runs back down the stairs. She's out of the apartment and running quickly down the road, then Lammy makes a turn but suddenly stops dead in her tracks. She shakes her head and notices that there is a building on fire, settled under a pizzeria.

The camera moves to Chief Puddle, who's talking to reporters on the pizzeria being on fire, the smell being great and that he is gonna block off all the roads. Lammy moves to the front of the of the police dept line asking to be led through for she is in a hurry. Naturally, Chief Puddle tells her to back off. A rice cooker civilian screams that her baby is still inside the building. Lammy once again pleads and Puddle figures she can help put out the fire. Lammy without any experience in the field looks up to a billboard displaying Joe Chin's Casino, the "Casino" triggering her to remember Chop Chop Master Onion's wise words "dojo, casino, it's all in the mind" - bringing her confidence in her task by associating it with the one thing she is good at.

With the fire hose as her guitar, Lammy jams alongside Puddle, with the rest of the firefighters providing back-up vocals and Mama Parappa dancing about. After finishing the stage, Chief Puddle thanks Lammy for helping them keep their job. The rice cooker mother is shown in the background rocking a very burnt toaster.

Opening Transcript

Lammy's alarm clock starts ringing.

Lammy: Phew! It was a dream. (looks at her clock) Aagh! There's only 15 more minutes until the show...

Lammy gets ready for the concert.

Lammy: Oops, I forgot!

Lammy turns of everything in her room. She runs to catch up the show, but sees that a building is on fire.

Chief Puddle: The fire from the pizza store downstairs has the crispy one with cheese and is smelling good, sir! I'm gonna block off all the roads.

Lammy: Please, please let me through! I'm in a hurry!

Chief Puddle: A Hurry? B-back off! You're in the way!

???: Oooh, my baby! My baby's still inside! Somebody do something!!

Lammy: Eh, excuse me, I'm like in a hurry. Can you let me through?

Chief Puddle: You're in a hurry? Help us put the fire out, then!

Lammy: Me? Help put out the fire?

Lammy looks up to a billboard displaying Joe Chin's Casino.

Dojo, Casino, it's all in the mind...

*ding*

Lammy: Yeah, that's right! My guitar's in my mind! LEAVE IT TO... LAMMY!!!

Stage

Lammy/Parappa is in front of a burning building with Chief Puddle, both are trying to put out the fire with fire hoses.

Lyrics (Lammy)

Let's get on, Let's get on.

Fight the fire, come on now.

We gotta put it out quick.

That's what I'm talking bout,

Hold the hose real tight and get ready for a real fight.

Give these people a show and show'em something that's right.

(Having fun,) I've been doing this for years let me tell you little something. (With the funk,)

(Having fun,) It's a bit of a rush and a bit of a dash! (With the funk,)

Put it on the fire, real good. Put it out cold and feel good.

If you don't think you're the one, fireman's daily work can't be done.

We be on a role, puttin on a show, lettin people know we're like no other.

Water over here, and over there, so the fire won't spread and go no further.

Hold the hose real tight and get ready for a real fight.

Give these people a show and show'em something that's right.

(Having fun,) I've been doing this for years let me tell you little something. (With the funk,)

(Having fun,) It's a bit of a rush and a bit of a dash! (With the funk,)

Put it on the fire, real good. Put it out cold and feel good.

If you don't think you're the one, fireman's daily work can't be done.

Let's get on, Let's get on.

Where's the fire? It's out now.

Time for lunch, let's go out quick.

Lyrics (Parappa)

Uh yes, welcome to the fire.

This has been my long desire.

Come, help me put this out.

Bring it down without a doubt.

Lookin up high I see all the smoke, you better help me put this out without a choke.

Push the button, and just pull the chain. Then out comes heavy pouring rain.

(Having fun,) Squirt it down lower, Squirt it up high. (With the funk,)

(Having fun,) Squirt it to the left, and squirt it to the right. (With the funk,)

Slam the water smack right on the fire, extinguish the flame cuz that's my desire.

Come on now, the fire's almost out, then you're on your way just leave and go about.

We be on a role, puttin on a show, letting people know we jam together.

Give it all you got with all your might, you better not go down without a fight.

Lookin up high I see all the smoke, you better help me put this out without a choke.

Push the button, and just pull the chain. Then out comes heavy pouring rain.

(Having fun,) Squirt it down lower, Squirt it up high. (With the funk,)

(Having fun,) Squirt it to the left, and squirt it to the right. (With the funk,)

Slam the water smack right on the fire, extinguish the flame cuz that's my desire.

Come on now, the fire's almost out, then you're on your way just leave and go about.

Uh yes, welcome to the fire.

Fire's out, I'm not a liar.

Time for lunch, yeah, I'm outta here.

End of level responses (solo)

Lammy

Good

Chief Puddle: OK, that was pretty good. You can go through now.

Lammy: OK! Gotta move on!

Cool

Chief Puddle: Hallelujah! Hahaha, you did it!

Lammy: Thanks! Rock N' Roll!

(Upon losing COOL) Ay! I thought you were cool. But not no more.

Bad/Awful

Chief Puddle: NO NO NO, We have to start all over again.

Lammy: Awww man, I guess...I do, huh...


PaRappa

Good

Chief Puddle: OK, that was pretty good. You can go through now.

PaRappa: Hooo yeah!!

Cool

Chief Puddle: Hallelujah! Hahaha, you did it!

PaRappa: I knew I can do it!! Alright!!

Bad/Awful

Chief Puddle: NO NO NO, We have to start all over again.

PaRappa: Oh man!!!

Mode Differences

At the end of the song in Awful or Bad mode, the building is still burning.

Bad Mode

The hose Lammy or Parappa are holding will start to back up only having water feebly spill out. The music will start to sound leaky.

Awful Mode

The hoses will now completely clog up having no water come out, and the music is completely submerged.

End of level responses (Co-op with Rammy)

Good

Chief Puddle: OK, that was pretty good. You can go through now.

Lammy: OK!

Rammy: Yeah, Let's move on!

Cool

Chief Puddle: OK, that was pretty good. You can go through now.

Lammy: Thanks!

Rammy: Uh-huh!

Bad/Awful

Chief Puddle: NO NO NO, We have to start all over again.

Lammy: Awww man!

Rammy: Give me a break!

End of Level Responses (Versus)

Chief Puddle: You are the winner! You really jammed! Yup!

Lammy

Win: Cool! I burned you!

Lose: You burned me pretty bad.

Rammy

Win: Ha! Now tell me, who's the better guitarist?

Lose: Wait a minute, we have to try that again.

Parappa

Win: Ah, yeah! I'm on fire!

Lose: Oh no! You burned me!

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