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Baby Baby!! (also known as After School Sale) is the third song you perform in Um Jammer Lammy.

Story/Transcirpt

Lammy and Chief Puddle celebrate on a job well-done by eating pizza. Realizing she is losing time, Lammy runs off, only to collapse on the amount of Pizza she gobbled down. A parade of pregnant people makes their way on the street and Cathy Piller confuses Lammy for a pregnant woman who is about to give birth, due to her swollen tummy. Once Lammy digests the pizza, Cathy feels betrayed in her expertise and forces Lammy to help take care of the newborns.

Opening Transcript

Chief Puddle: Thanks to you, we get to keep our job! Here, stock up on this pizza.

Chief Puddle: The house is well-done but the pizza is medium-rare.

Chief Puddle: Plenty for everyone. Have this too! (Awards Lammy with the flanger)

Lammy: Thanks. (Looks at the flanger) Aagh! 11 more minutes to go... oop...

(Lammy runs off, but she tripped on something and falls on her tummy, and as if in celebration, ballons fly up in the air, and we see a parade of pregnant people.)

Pregnant People: ♪Time for you and me to have a family, with a baby we should live so hapily, Could be a boy or girl which ever we don't mind at all, our newborn treasure shall bring lots of love, and peace to all, uh-huh♪

Pregnant People: ♪You can give him food, change his daipers♪

Gangters: ♪Then you can pay the bills to the dishes♪

Pregnant People: ♪You can babysit♪

Gangters: ♪Only If I'm it♪

Cathy Piller: Oh My! Are you in labor? (Vomits), Well, You Don't Need to Worry Anymore. (Vomits again)

Cathy Piller: I've been doing this for 50 Years, and you're lucky, Because today! (Vomits) Is an after-school sale.

Cathy Piller: Come on now! (Vomits)

Lammy: No, no, no... That's not what I...

Pregnant People: ♪Our newest little baby♪

Stage

Lammy and Cathy Piller are trying to put the kids to sleep while the unnamed Baby tells Lammy what to do, the background is Cathy's body.

Lyrics (Lammy)

(Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)

Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma!

Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa!

Gimme some milk, gimme some food!

Gimme the car, one dat goes voom!

(Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)

I need to potty, or I'll be real naughty!

Somebody hold me! Somebody hug me!

Ma ma ma ma, ma ma!

Pa pa pa pa, pa pa!

Somebody come over quick!

I'm gonna start a trick!

Cuz here I go!

Didn't you know?

I am a kid,

With no control!

(Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)

I think my diaper is wet!

I think the bed gon‘ be next!

I wanna go, I need to go now!

How much longer, I don't know now!

You are the person who's #$%^&!

Or was it Mama or #$%^&?

(Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)

Hey hey Papa, I been good!

Now can I please have my food?!

(Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)

Papa, can I go and have the toy that make the funny sound-a?

Mama, can I eat the food that make me feel like million dolla?

I wanna go to bed right now mama!

Buy me a toy before that, oh please Papa!


Lyrics (PaRappa)

(Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)

Ma ma ma ma, ma ma ma ma!

Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa!

Gimme some milk, gimme some food!

Gimme the car, one dat goes voom!

(Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)

I need to potty, or yes I'll be naughty!

Somebody hold me tight! Somebody hug me!

Ma ma ma ma!

Pa pa pa pa!

Somebody come here quick!

I'm gonna start a trick!

Here I go!

Didn't you know?

I am a kid,

with no control!

(Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)

I think I'm wet! (I think you're wet!)

I think you're next! (I think I'm next!)

I need to go, you know!

Can't hold much longer, you know!

Are you the person who's name's Parappa Rappa?

Or was it Mama, ma ma ma ma ma?

(Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)

Hey, hey, Papa! Don't you think I'm good?

Now can I please have my food?

(Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)

Papa, can I have the toy makes the sound?

Mama, can I have the food that tastes good?

I need to go to bed for real, mama!

But buy a toy for me before, papa!

End of level responses

Lammy

Good

Baby Bunny: I'll shut up now. I'm real sleepy...

Lammy: Good night, little guys!

Cool

Baby Bunny: Mama...Papa...Zzz

Lammy: Not too bad for little guys... I gotta go now.

Bad/Awful

Baby Bunny: Ihihihihi.....

Lammy: Fudge! Let me do it again...


PaRappa

Good

Baby Bunny: I'll shut up now. I'm real sleepy...

PaRappa: That was pretty good! Nighty night, little guys.

Cool

Baby Bunny: Mama...Papa...Zzz

PaRappa: Alrighty then! I deserve a toy!

Bad/Awful

Baby Bunny: Ihihihihi.....

PaRappa: No no no!

PaRappa will be sad and then goes to sleep.

(Upon losing COOL) Mama, I want the bug!

End of level response (Co-op with Rammy)

Good

Baby Bunny: I'll shut up now.

Lammy: Good night little guys...

Rammy: Sweet dreams...

Cool

Baby Bunny: Mama...Papa...Zzz

Lammy: Not too bad for little guys...

Rammy: *Chuckle* We really put 'em to sleep.

Bad/Awful

Baby Bunny: Ihihihihi.....

Lammy: Fudge!

Rammy: I hate this stage.

End of level response (Co-op with PaRappa)

Good

Baby Bunny: I'll shut up now.

Lammy: Good night little guys...

PaRappa: That was pretty good!

Cool

Baby Bunny: Mama...Papa...Zzz

Lammy: Not too bad for little guys...

PaRappa: Alrighty then!

Bad/Awful

Baby Bunny: Ihihihihi.....

Lammy: Fudge!

PaRappa: No no no!

End of Level Response (Versus)

Baby Bunny: (What a day...)

Lammy

Win: ...You guys are cute!

Lose: You little brat!

Rammy

Win: I know, I know, I'm the better one.

Lose: Come on, I never liked this stage.

Parappa

Win: You're not too bad... for a little guy.

Lose: Our game's over. Time for beddy bye.

Bad/Awful

Bad: The music will drop in quality, and start skipping like a vinyl record. The babies that Lammy/Rammy/Parappa are holding, as well as the babies in the background, will start to frown.

Awful: The music will drop in quality again, and its skipping becomes more noticeable. The babies will start crying.

Trivia

  • When Cool mode is achieved, the baby bunny will say "I don't like this flat bug!", and Cathy Piller will toss her into the air. Afterwards, the colored balls will start bouncing everywhere.
  • The song is a parody of "Come Out And Play" by The Offspring, with the line "Now put these kids to sleep, will ya?!" being a parody of the line "You gotta keep them separated".
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